Local Pilots Report “Suspicious Amount of Mountains” Between Canada and New Mexico. Authorities confirm a coordinated multi-week aerial operation is underway across the Rocky Mountains.
Participants describe the mission as a “Flight Sim Safari,” involving dramatic glacier flybys, unnecessary scenic detours, and repeated exclamations of “wait, screenshot!”
Early reports indicate high levels of mountain waves, dangerously beautiful sunsets, and at least three arguments about optimal cruise altitude. Officials warn that exposure may lead to spontaneous route extensions, historical trivia overload, and an uncontrollable desire to fly just one more leg.
The Rockies have been advised. They are not concerned.